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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Courtmaster » November 8th, 2009, 3:11 pm

During his entire lifespan, Chuck Norris has had sex with over 9000 women.

TP calls this slow Tuesday.
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Necroionutwiz » November 9th, 2009, 6:55 am

Darkdragon wrote: Even though if you add the previous time of already having the motions for the characters, and the game system for it. It might be more than two weeks.......

TP, He has the power to unstink fifi for sex at will.
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Hillbilly635 » December 31st, 2009, 10:06 pm

TP has the power to mate with human AND animal ladies :D
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Darkdragon » December 31st, 2009, 11:34 pm

Hillbilly635 wrote: TP has the power to mate with human AND animal ladies :D
wow, he has the crossover gene.

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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Paradox » January 2nd, 2010, 5:07 am

Darkdragon wrote: wow, he has the crossover gene.
What did you expect something "normal" maybe :D

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Post by peepees » February 10th, 2010, 11:08 am

lol sliime genes
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Snowdragon » February 11th, 2010, 5:57 pm

Toonpimp has his Digiorno Delievered

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Post by Lurker_No_L27 » March 1st, 2010, 3:20 pm

Chuck Norris is gay for TP.
I gave up on lurking a long time ago.

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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by shadowman » March 1st, 2010, 3:30 pm

Lurker_No_L27 wrote: Chuck Norris is gay for TP.
And only TP can refuse sex with Chuck Norris.
It's not gay if you're not the one doing the sucking.

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Post by thebiges » March 2nd, 2010, 7:46 pm

you're right ;D
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Lurker_No_L27 » March 2nd, 2010, 8:33 pm

You sound like he's asked you before?

Lemme guess, it didn't end well.

At least, not for you.
I gave up on lurking a long time ago.

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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Darkeraser » April 4th, 2010, 8:40 pm

Ah! i knew i should've kept my eyes open for this...

Toonpimp sold his soul to the Devil for his amazing looks, and his superior pimping abilitys...
Toonpimp then turned around, pimp-slapped the devil, and apprenticed him as a hoe. Nowadays the devil stands on a cold Vancouver street, dressed in drag while waiting for his next assignment.

If Toonpimp and John Stewart were both present at the same bar even for a moment the entire building would crumble under the aura of extreme awe that both resonate at all times around their presences.

Toonpimp has his own entourage who follow him around, Normally we call them hoe's but according to the Better Business Bureau he has to either pay them as associates or claim that they are eccentric fans who pay him because of their worshipping to quite possibly the greatest artist humanity has seen since Picaso and DaVinci.

(give me a day, i'll have alot more...)
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by finalcut315 » April 13th, 2010, 2:26 am

I shall write a tribute now

"for he is the slapper of hos
keeping them in line with his mighty cane
they tremble in fear wherever he goes
runing for shelter when they hear his name"...there that killed five minutes.

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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Lola » April 20th, 2010, 7:17 pm

I heard when they were making the atom bomb they were trying to create an inanimate essence of all of toon pimps pimp-osity. They failed.
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Re: ToonPimp Legends Thread

Post by Darkeraser » April 21st, 2010, 4:14 pm

Lola wrote: I heard when they were making the atom bomb they were trying to create an inanimate essence of all of toon pimps pimp-osity. They failed.
That was the Russians... Their problem was they were unable to properly extract and refine the pimp-osity, so it kept reacting with the deuritium and exploding...
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